THICK High-Viscosity Body Wash - Naval Diplomacy
THICK High-Viscosity Body Wash - Naval Diplomacy
THICK High-Viscosity Body Wash - Naval Diplomacy

THICK High-Viscosity Body Wash - Naval Diplomacy

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Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.

Invigorating scent blends notes of fresh eucalyptus, peppermint, and woodsy pine. Smells like Productivity.

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
  • Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.